Love: the sickest of Irony's sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. 爱情:最令人作呕的讽刺笑话。逻辑和秩序消失的地方。 -- Christopher Moore 克里斯托弗·摩尔
But now they have it down to a real science where it's about an hour. 但现在他们已经把它归结为一项真正的科学，大约需要一个小时。 -- Michael Dorn 迈克尔·多恩
And nobody knew so well How to frighten Miss Clavell. 谁也不知道怎样吓唬克拉威尔小姐。 -- Ludwig Bemelmans 路德维格·贝梅尔曼斯
Fleas know not whether they are upon the body of a giant or upon one of ordinary size. 跳蚤不知道它们是在巨人的身上还是在普通大小的身上。 -- Walter Savage Landor 兰德
It is a common observation, that the more solicitous any people are about dress, the more effeminate they are. 人们普遍认为，一个人对衣着越关心，他就越娘娘腔。 -- Karl Philipp Moritz 卡尔·菲利普·莫里茨
Most of what you see now emphasizes animals being dangerous to humans. 你现在看到的大多数强调动物对人类是危险的。 -- Jim Fowler 吉姆·福勒
The book of female logic is blotted all over with tears, and Justice in their courts is forever in a passion. 女性逻辑之书被泪水浸湿，她们法庭上的正义永远充满激情。 -- William Makepeace Thackeray 萨克雷
A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? 鱼可能会爱上鸟，但它们会住在哪里呢? -- Drew Barrymore 德鲁·巴里摩尔
Artists are the antennae of the race, but the bullet-headed many will never learn to trust their great artists. 艺术家是比赛的天线，但是那些头脑简单的人永远不会相信他们伟大的艺术家。 -- Ezra Pound 以斯拉镑
You want to represent the country and you want elected officials that are representative of the country. 你想代表这个国家，你想选出代表这个国家的官员。 -- Amy Klobuchar 克劳布查