The worst jests are those which are true. 最糟糕的笑话是那些真实的笑话。
Dementia is not exclusively a problem of the developed world. 痴呆症不只是发达国家的问题。 -- Julie Bishop 朱莉·毕肖普
I'm competitive in that I would like to outsell my last record. 我很有竞争力，因为我想把我的上一张唱片卖得更好。 -- Tracy Marrow Jr 特蕾西·麦克尔
I'm constantly on the go. 我总是忙个不停。 -- Kim Kardashian 金卡戴珊
Eat little and you'll live, speak little and you'll get it right, spend little and you'll become rich. 少吃就能活，少说就能活，少花就能致富。
Saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace. 说,和平,和平;当没有和平的时候。 -- Holy Bible 圣经
It is so fantastic being an actress because you have the chance to be a thousand different people when you act. 当演员是一件很棒的事情，因为当你表演的时候，你有机会成为上千个不同的人。 -- Maria Grazia Cucinotta 玛丽亚·格拉齐亚·库奇诺塔
If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. 如果我这个周末不重返讲坛，数百万人将会下地狱。 -- Jimmy Swaggart 吉米·斯瓦加特
The five separate fingers are five independent units. Close them and the fist multiplies strength. This is organization. 五个分开的手指是五个独立的单位。合上，拳头就有力。这是组织。 -- J. C. Penney J.C.彭尼
Wake up, Carolee, the plane is waiting for us, we have to get to the game. 醒醒，卡罗莱，飞机在等我们，我们得去看比赛了。 -- Allen Davis 艾伦·戴维斯