I would rather my soul broil in hell than I do you any harm. 我宁愿我的灵魂在地狱里燃烧，也不愿伤害你。 -- William Kidd 威廉·基德
After all these years wallowing in low seriousness---low seriousness, you understand, is high seriousness that's failed. 这么多年来，我一直沉湎于低严肃之中——你知道，低严肃就是失败的高严肃。 -- Saul Bellow 索尔·贝娄
If I could have found a buyer I would have sold London itself. 如果我能找到买主，我早就把伦敦卖了。 -- Richard I 理查一世
I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax. 在辛苦工作了一天后，我有点像喜剧演员。我想说的是，放松是可以的。 -- Larry King 拉里·金
Who asks whether the enemy was defeated by strategy or valor? 谁会问敌人是被策略还是勇气打败的呢? -- Publius Vergilius Maro 维吉尔
When every man gets his own the devil gets nothing. 人各有所好，魔鬼也一事无成。
The weeping bride makes a laughing wife. 哭泣的新娘是欢笑的妻子。
You want women to think of you in a sexy manner. It's all part of the business. It drives ticket sales. It's all a part of it. 你想让女人觉得你性感。这是生意的一部分。它推动了门票销售。这都是它的一部分。 -- Luke Bryan 卢克·布莱恩
Anyone is automatically a lot more attractive when thay're funny. 当他们有趣的时候，任何人都会自然而然地变得更有吸引力。 -- Unknown 佚名
But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick. 但这个节目提醒我，除了我是一个有趣的女孩之外，我还有其他方面。 -- Kristen Johnston 克里斯汀·约翰斯顿