When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'd have to use my left. 当我还是个小男孩的时候，我经常和爸爸一起拉一个大十字架锯。他会用右手，所以我必须用左手。 -- Joe Frazier 乔·弗雷泽
If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. 如果我脱下靴子的时候你能看到我的腿，你就会明白什么是单恋了。 -- Charles Dickens 查尔斯·狄更斯
I don't mind if my skull ends up on a shelf as long as it's got my name on it. 只要上面有我的名字，我不介意我的头骨被搁在架子上。 -- Debbie Harry 狄波拉·哈利
I'm just basking in the glory. 我只是沐浴在荣耀之中。 -- Johnny Knoxville 约翰尼·诺克斯维尔
There is no dependence that can be sure but a dependence upon one's self. 没有什么依赖是肯定的，只有依赖自己。 -- John Gay 约翰·盖伊
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. 除非你在舞台上感受过恐惧，否则你不可能成为一个真正的喜剧演员。 -- Johnny Vegas 乔尼·维加斯
I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie. 我在衣服下面穿女式打底裤，但不穿内衣。 -- Dennis Rodman 丹尼斯·罗德曼
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. 没有什么比政治辩论更能消耗酒精了。 -- Robert A. Heinlein 罗伯特·海因莱因
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!" 他是一个胖乎乎的小家伙，看上去就像被倒进了衣服里，忘了说“什么时候”。 -- P. G. Wodehouse 伍德豪斯
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. 我们最终可能会认识到，贞操和营养不良一样，都不是美德。 -- Alexander Comfort 亚历山大舒适