I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. 我坚信让我们的节目与众不同的是它的幽默。 -- Treat Williams 治疗威廉姆斯
He that spends his gear before he gets 't will hae but little gude o't. 未得到装备就花光的人，将一无所有。
Loaves put awry into the oven come out crooked. 放进烤箱里的面包歪了，出来时就歪了。
God grant me to contend with those that understand me. 神赐我与明白我的人争战。
If you're out to beat a dog, you're sure to find a stick. 如果你出去打狗，你一定会找到一根棍子。
Whatever kind of word thou speakest, the like shalt thou bear. 无论你说什么话，你都要忍受。
If you have the moon, ignore the stars. 如果你有月亮，忽略星星。
Lip courtesy avails much and costs little. 口惠而不实。
So early in my life, I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise. 在我很小的时候，我就学会了如果你想要什么，你最好发出一些声音。 -- Malcolm X 马尔科姆X
What the abbot of Bamba cannot eat he gives away for the good of his soul. 班巴的修道院长不能吃的东西，他为了灵魂的利益而放弃了。