The road to Heaven is well signposted, but it is badly lit at night. 通往天堂的路有很好的路标，但是晚上的灯光很差。
He who loves peace minds his own business. 爱好和平的人管好自己的事。
We are nearer to him than his jugular vein. 我们比他的颈静脉更接近他。 -- Unknown 佚名
Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. 我们的复仇将是孩子们的欢笑。 -- Bobby Sands 波比·山德士
When your house is on fire you don't choose who to help you put out the fire. 当你的房子着火时，你不能选择谁来帮你灭火。
If you have to have animals in your house, don't have either a dog or a cat with a red coat. 如果你家里必须有动物，不要养狗或猫。
Desperate maladies require desperate remedies. 绝望的疾病需要绝望的治疗。
Were you at the wedding, Molly? No, mother, but the bride was very fine. 莫莉，你参加婚礼了吗?没有，妈妈，但是新娘很好。
I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers. 我很高兴赚钱。我想赚更多的钱，做更多的音乐，吃巨无霸和喝百威啤酒。 -- Kid Rock 小石城