Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. 没有人喜欢保险公司，尤其是健康保险公司。 -- P. J. O'Rourke P.J.O'Rourke公司
Its not age as much as the experiences I have had. 它的年龄不如我的经历大。 -- Tony Curtis 托尼·柯蒂斯
There is no man so friendless but what he can find a friend sincere enough to tell him disagreeable truths. 没有人比他更没有朋友的了，除非他能找到一个足够真诚的朋友，告诉他一些令人不快的事实。 -- Edward Bulwer Lytton 爱德华·鲍尔·莱顿
Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue. 大自然给了我们两只耳朵，两只眼睛，却只有一张嘴。
Take care of clothes since they are new, take care of your honor since you are young. 爱护你的衣服，因为它们是新的;爱护你的荣誉，因为你是年轻的。
Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold. 美貌比黄金更容易引起窃贼的注意。
Criticism is easy but it does not create. 批评是容易的，但它不会创造。
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. 不管一个孩子有多坏，他还是很适合减税的。
Whoever is fond of cream should should take the cow around with him. 喜欢吃奶油的人应该把奶牛带在身边。