卡尔·皮尔金顿

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It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
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When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
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