埃莫飞利浦

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England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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