贾罗德·金茨

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Two things in life are certain: uncertainty, and I'm not sure about the second thing.
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I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.
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Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don't have any.
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Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.
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I am the archaeologist of love. I'm digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.
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I'm running a marathon. I won't be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.
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I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belongs.
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Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.
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I want to own a wind farm. Don't breathe, or you'll undermine the price of my crop.
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