chris-rock

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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
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I live way below my means.
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