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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
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Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
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I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.
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