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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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