groucho-marx

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I don't know.
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