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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
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