jill-shalvis

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Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.
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Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
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Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.
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If it's going to be two against one, make sure you aren't the one.
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Accept that some days you're the bug, and some days you're going to be the windshield.
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You could start an argument in an empty house.
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You have the right to remain silent. Otherwise, anything you say might be misquoted and used against you.
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FYI, women think glasses are a sign of brains, and also, they're sexy.
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Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.
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A person who's willing to meet you halfway is usually, conveniently, a poor judge of distance.
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