joe-e.-lewis

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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