karl-pilkington

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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.
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I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
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I could eat a knob at night.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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