mitch-hedberg

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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