I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

我不打算当喜剧演员。我不打算结婚，也不打算生孩子，但我做了所有这些事情。

-- Rodney Carrington 罗德尼·卡林顿