I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

我走进一家服装店，那位女士问我穿几号的。我说,“实际”。我不需要缩放。

-- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁