I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

我不喜欢读书。我只看八卦专栏。如果有人给我一本书，最好有很多图片。

-- Ethel Merman 艾索尔·摩曼