I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

我有一个梯子。这是一个很好的梯子，但遗憾的是我从来不知道我真正的梯子。

-- Craig Charles 克雷格·查尔斯