Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

当我可以保持单身并让成千上万的人痛苦时，为什么要结婚并让一个男人痛苦呢?

-- Carrie P. Snow 卡丽·P·斯诺