All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

我所有的朋友都开始交男朋友了，但我不想交男朋友，我想要一个十三色的圆珠笔。

-- Victoria Wood 维多利亚·伍德