I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

我心里有本爱情小说，但我雇了三个水手用钢管把它打出来。

-- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特