When a man writes a romance, the woman dies. When a woman writes one, it ends all tidy and sweet.

When a man writes a romance, the woman dies. When a woman writes one, it ends all tidy and sweet.

当男人写浪漫小说时，女人就死了。当一个女人写一封邮件的时候，结尾都是整洁而甜蜜的。

-- Julia Quinn 朱莉娅·奎因