I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

我不喜欢菠菜，我很高兴我不喜欢，因为如果我喜欢我就会吃它，我只是讨厌它。

-- Clarence Darrow 达罗