I admire any woman who does stand-up, but frankly I'd rather pull out my own eyelids.

I admire any woman who does stand-up, but frankly I'd rather pull out my own eyelids.

我欣赏任何一个会站起来的女人，但坦白地说，我宁愿自己把眼皮挖出来。

-- Katherine Parkinson 凯瑟琳·帕金森