My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

我的父亲总是想成为每一个葬礼上的死尸，每一个婚礼上的新娘，每一个洗礼仪式上的婴儿。

-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth 爱丽丝·罗斯福·朗沃思