If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

如果我能说唱，那将是一种轰动，但我不能，你看，我只是一个白人。

-- Ryan Stiles 莱恩·斯蒂尔斯