What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?

What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?

什么东西又大又厚，能使地球运动，还想随你的便?”“我不知道，你能给我介绍一下吗?”

-- Gregory Maguire 格雷戈里·马奎尔