I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

我不想成为无名小卒，而我能成为大人物的唯一方法就是单口相声。

-- George Lopez 乔治·洛佩兹