The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

你在鼓掌时把手指分开的越宽，你在鼓掌时看起来就越迟钝。

-- Christy Leigh Stewart 克里斯蒂·利·斯图尔特