It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.

It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.

这不是你告诉你最好的单身朋友的事情。这就像在我幸福的粪便里揉鼻子。

-- Shannon Hale 香农黑尔