Love is the fart Of every heart: It pains a man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

Love is the fart Of every heart: It pains a man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

爱情是每个人心中的一个屁:被关在近处会使人痛苦，被放出来会使人犯罪。

-- John Suckling 约翰·萨克林