If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

如果你是我，我会是你，如果我是你，我会躲到很远的地方。

-- Eoin Colfer 艾欧因·寇弗