I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

我是史上最烂的击球手。直到去年我从车库里倒车的时候，我才打破了球棒。

-- Lefty Gomez 左撇子戈麦斯