Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

生活一半是美味的酸奶，一半是垃圾，而你的工作就是把塑料勺放在酸奶里。

-- Scott Adams 史考特·亚当斯