I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. 我觉得我很有趣，因为我的家人，我的兄弟姐妹都很有趣。 -- Martin Short 马丁·肖特
I would like to see it go back to the wood racquets. To see the touch put back in tennis. 我想看到它回到木制球拍上。看看网球场上的触球。 -- Jana Novotna 诺沃特娜
My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody. 当我决定模仿什么时，我的个人品味并没有太多的影响。 -- Al Yankovic 扬科维奇
Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord. 现在让我们下载耶和华的圣言。 -- Ned Flanders 内德·弗兰德
I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. 我只是病得很重。我以为橙汁会让我发胖。 -- Demi Lovato 德米洛瓦托
I continue to be disappointed that people don't try and diversify the kind of work they are doing in comics. 我仍然对人们没有尝试多样化他们在漫画中所做的工作感到失望。 -- Harvey Pekar 哈维·佩卡
Hands down, the biggest thrill is to get a letter from a kid saying, I loved your book. Will you write me another one? 毫无疑问，最大的刺激是收到一封来自一个孩子的信，他说:“我喜欢你的书。”你能再给我写一封吗? -- Kate DiCamillo 凯特·迪卡米洛
Language commonly stresses only one side of any interaction. 语言通常只强调任何互动的一面。 -- Gregory Bateson 葛瑞利贝特森
We should never suffer Cuba to pass from the hands of Spain to any other European power. 我们决不能让古巴从西班牙手中移交给任何其他欧洲强国。 -- Henry Cabot Lodge 亨利·加博·洛吉
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink too much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. 我不信任说“什么时候”的人。如果他一定要小心，不要喝太多，那是因为当他喝酒的时候，他是不可信的。 -- Dashiell Hammett 达希尔·哈密特