How young can you die of old age? 你能多年轻就死于老年? -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特
I really had no idea you'd be this stupid but then again you were the only person that really got me. 我真的不知道你会这么蠢，但话又说回来，你是唯一真正让我动心的人。 -- Novala Takemoto 岳本野蔷薇
To be even minded is the greatest virtue. Wisdom is to speak the truth and act in keeping with its nature. 心平气和是最大的美德。智慧就是讲真话，并按照真理的本性行事。 -- Heraclitus 赫拉克利特
Enemies are so stimulating. 敌人太刺激了。 -- Katharine Hepburn 凯瑟琳·赫本
Don't scuffle with the potter, for he makes money by the damage. 不要和那个陶匠扭打，他是靠损害来赚钱的。
Dree out the inch when ye have thoi'd the span. 把那一英寸剪掉，这样你就把跨度剪好了。
He's weel wordy sorrow that buys it. 只有多愁善感的人才会买它。
The mob has many heads but no brains. 这群乌合之众有很多脑袋，但没有脑子。
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. 他咯咯地笑着，就像一只小狗被一只穿着小鸭服装的小猫逗乐一样。 -- Jim Benton 吉姆·班顿