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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
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My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
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