大卫莱特曼

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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
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There is no off position on the genius switch.
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
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