德米特里·马丁

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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
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Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
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I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
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To me, comedy is a game.
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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
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I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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