德米特里·马丁

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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
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People only have so much attention.
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I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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I never set out to do a sketch show.
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