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You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
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Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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