约翰尼·卡森

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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