萨曼莎·琼斯

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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic.
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I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!
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Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
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I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
Who cares what you are just enjoy it!
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.
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samantha-jones 萨曼莎·琼斯 名人名言
Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick up a guy.
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