达林达·琼斯

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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders.
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Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me.
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This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.
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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
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Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.
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Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work.
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