darynda-jones

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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
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If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.
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If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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This place is like crazy on crackers.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.
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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.
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I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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